Who's the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's a real challenge to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These shells-bearing athletes are known for their glacial pace, making it hard to definitively rank them. Some might say that wide receiver Bobby, with his slo-mo advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Timmy the defensive lineman, who consistentl